No Place Like London.

No, there's no place like London.
You are young life has been kind to you, you will learn.

There's a whole in the world like a great black pit,
and the vermin of the world inhabit it,
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit,
and it goes by the name of London.
At the top of the hole sit a priveleged few
making mock of the verimin in the lower zoo
turning beauty into filth and greed.
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru.
But there's no place like London.

There was a barber and his wife and she was beautiful.
A foolish barber and his wife
she was his reason and his life and she was beautiful,
and she was virtuous and he was..........naive.
There was another man who saw that she was beautiful.
A pious vulture of the law
who with a gesture of his claw,
removed the barber from his plate.
Then there was nothing but to wait,
And she would fall, so soft, so young, so lost, and oh, so beautiful
Oh that was many years ago. I doubt if anyone would know.

There's a whole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.